If there's one thing our Housewives love it's a confected party, and BOY do we have the best made-up reason for a party tonight!
The conflicts continue to build - Gamble v Gina, Lydia v Jackie, Janet v everyone - but we also get the introduction of our seventh Housewife this season... WELCOME SALLY BLOOMFIELD! And she's a perfect addition to this bunch of Glamazons (how's the hair?!).
There's so much to talk about - Gamble's new look, Sally's intro to the ladies, and almost like we asked for it: Gamble v Venus. The class warfare hits a whole new level as Gamble's "joke gifts" offend Lord Silver Fox and his Lady Vanessa. OH. MY. GOD. Where would we be without this made up gold medal?
Nic & Molk return to guide you through all the ins, outs, nips and tucks of THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MELBOURNE season 4 episode 2. Aren't you all lucky they're willing to give and give and give?
Also: don't forget to tune into the Facebook page at The UnReal Housewives Podcast with Nic & Molk after every episode as Nic & Molk drop their weekly live analysis of the episode too. So much content you can barely be distracted and work out how old Janet is. Subscribe for the fun - stay for the WTF.