HOLY. CRAP.

If you thought it couldn't get ANY crazier this season we were all wrong - this finale rolls out levels of stupid and insane we've not even mined yet.

We get a regression, Breakfast at Levendi, Drinks at the Ivy, THAT BLOODY WEDDING and the reception. Oh, the reception.

Nic & Molk have some very frank conversations about the contents of this mind-boggling first series finale. Also as it's the season finale we rate the Housewives and speculate as to who will return and what we'll do between now and when Melbourne starts up.

If you want to keep up on everything that's happening, especially including our stunning weekly Livestreams after each episode of the show, jump on Facebook and like The UnReal Housewives Podcast with Nic & Molk page. It's all down the reunion next week, and YOU KNOW that's gonna be crazy. Like Matty-levels-of-aghast cray.