The initial stage of the Facebook username land grab has finished, and we’ve already seen some very, very weird and funny Facebook vanity URLs, with new ones appearing by the minute. These are a bit like funny tattoos: it’s cool when you do one, but you end up feeling a bit sorry afterwards. Some of them are real gems, though, so we’ve compiled the list of the silliest ones.

1. Mirror, mirror: http://www.facebook.com/moc.koobecaf.www 2. Coder: http://www.facebook.com/default.aspx 3. It would have been cooler with .html: http://www.facebook.com/index 4. Cat ran over my keyboard: http://www.facebook.com/alksjfalskjfoiwefalsdlasfaslleseouaiwejndlsknjkdfs 5. The entire QWERTY keyboard: http://www.facebook.com/qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm 6. Try harder: http://www.facebook.com/aaaaaa 7. …that’s more like it: http://www.facebook.com/aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 8. …but still not as crazy as this one: http://www.facebook.com/aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 9. 4chan: http://www.facebook.com/marblecake 10. Keep dreaming: http://www.facebook.com/JackBauercouldwhoopChuckNorris 11. Nice try: http://www.facebook.com/usrname 12. Facebooksquatting, anyone? http://www.facebook.com/FIFA10 (compare to http://www.facebook.com/fifa09) 13. Can you fix my Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/techsupport 14. I’m no stranger to love: http://www.facebook.com/rickroll 15. Someone had to do it: http://www.facebook.com/thecakeisalie