If you thought it couldn't get ANY crazier this season we were all wrong - this finale rolls out levels of stupid and insane we've not even mined yet.
FOOD TRUCKS, PILLOWS AND DEAR-GOD-MAKE-IT-STOP COUNSELLING delivers another incredible episode of The Real Housewives of Sydney... and it's all sorts of crazy.
EVEN MORE SINGAPORE and while that will mean lots of amazing views and so forth it somehow also means horrible fights and delicious crazy.
SINGAPORE PAYS OFF! Well, it does once we get through all the boring bits that lead up to it (Krissy's dog walk - not a thing).
OMG! Just when you were thinking "How are they going to top the Persian party blowup of last week?", we then get delivered the amazingness that is Victoria's product launch cum charity fundraiser that somehow Athena X & Lisa get to spoil without even being present (thanks Lizzie Buttrose!).
Totally qualified; The Circus; #ourABC; Ahead of the curve; Celebrating women - this is another episode in the Humans of Twitter podcast series.
Surely Matty's Persian party will solve all the ills and allow all the ladies to get on with their lives? NOPE. Of course all of it feeds out of the blow up at Athena X's showing at Olsen Irwin, however that's not enough. Melissa's upset, Lisa's upset, and for some reason Athena's upset with everyone else because of her own behaviour.
WHO WANTS TO BUY A PAINTING? It's finally time for Athena X's gallery showing at Olsen Irwin but first(!) we've got to deal with Melissa looking for a nanny and Matty trying to convince her partner they should get a dog... buy 'test-driving' 7 of them.
LET'S ALL GO ON A QUICK TRIP TO THE WHITSUNDAYS! To hell with the fact we couldn't get an airline sponsor - let's all enjoy our stay on the 32 ft yacht 'Sahana'.
We could all benefit from a little peace & tranqulity.
JOIN Nic & Molk as they psycho-analyse the Oldfields and their relationship as the highlight(!) of this episode of the Real Housewives of Sydney. Also ART ATTACK!